Dashboard Pole Dancer and Dashboard Stripper

Rating: 7.7/10 (41 votes cast)

We all have that friend that has the little hula girl swiveling away on the dashboard of his vehicle. Retire that cliche gadget and make a real manly statement with this testosterone inspired Dashboard Pole Dancer and Dashboard Stripper. She may not strip completely, but the way she works that pole will have you reaching for your tip money thinking she’s about to.
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No car is complete without a Dashboard Hula Girl. Since the 1950′s, Dashboard Hulas have been a good luck staple on the road. They’ll dance your road trip into to a state of bliss. Greet everyone with an “E komo mai” and let good vibrations flow through your car. Good karma isn’t a standard feature on your car after all so you better get that upgrade. She will dance and move good energy in and bad energy way out. Decked in the classic Hawaiian lei and bracelet, she channels pure Hawaiian spirit. I wonder if she’d help me make it across the ocean if I drove to Hawaii? Well, I better start now, wish me Pomaika`i (good luck)!