Man Hides 100 Bags of Heroin in His Anus

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Using bodily orifices to stash drugs is nothing new, but you’ve got to give Rasoul Speight points for really stuffing it in, after cops in New Jersey found no less than 100 baggies of heroin hidden in his anus.

The whole adventure started with a simple traffic stop – well, that’s where it started from the point of view of the police officers, at least – that resulted due to Speight’s license plates being obscured. The officer on the scene apparently smelled marijuana in the vehicle, and it was subsequently discovered that both Speight and his passenger had outstanding warrants, so they were place under arrest and transported to the station for booking – and a more thorough search.

The police report doesn’t specify exactly how officers were able to locate Speight’s hidden cargo, but find it they did: more than 100 tiny bags of heroin in the anus, each removed and booked into evidence, with gags all around, we’re sure.

The worst part of the whole story? The heroin in question has a maximum street value of about $2,000. While I can picture violating myself for millions, you’d be hard-pressed to get me to insert anything in my bum for that chump change!

A mix of drug and weapons charges promise to keep Speight locked up for the next few years, and you can be sure that he’ll find a different hole in which to hide his illicit goods next time around.