The Pope

Rating: 7.9/10 (55 votes cast)

I’m generally a religion-friendly guy, but there is one thing in particular about religion that really chaps my ass – namely, the crazy clothes that religious leaders often wear. For the sake of a strong focus, we’ll cast our judging eyes on the fashion sense of the Catholic Pope.

I’m not looking to knock anyone’s religion here, only the idea of giving incredible social status and and effectiveness to a guy whose only real qualification among his peers is dressing the the craziest and speaking the most outdated Latin. Seriously, take a minute to stare at the picture above objectively just for a moment; even if you’re a Catholic, you’ve got to agree, at least just a little bit. He sits on a throne of gold, for fudge sakes!

If your spiritual leader is a guy who wears wizard robes, a crazy pointy hat, and a staff that looks very much like it could shoot lightning bolts or fireballs, it may be time to reconsider your Earthly allegiances, if not your Heavenly ones.

Just saying.